In short, why the hell is Adrian Chiles ITV’s leading presenter for this months World Cup in Brazil. I mean firstly, he’s a West Brom fan, which immediately qualifies him to know nothing about football. (Although he did admit that Diego Lugano was a waste of space, something that Costa Rica quickly found out)
Secondly, Why did ITV think that Chiles was Gary Lineker’s equal? England’s second highest goal scorer, or a slightly round guy from Birmingham, that presented the one show and the appalling day break? Lets not even mention his monotonous voice!
But this is not ITV’s only world cup calamity. Cannavaro is a world cup winning captain, but to have him as a pundit in the studio, alongside Viera and Lee Dixon could not make for less enjoyable TV. In comparison, listening to the smooth “Va Va Voom” of Thierry Henry, the passion of Alan Shearer and Rio Ferdinand’s no-nonsense approach to everything, was so much more interesting. The dynamic between them is like that of the 1998 Manchester United team, as they seem like a genuinely close-knit group that are fully engrossed in football. Whereas ITV’s misfits seem uncomfortable and on edge.
Maybe ITV’s misfits are trying to get the little jingle that some genius has created, which opens every ITV coverage. You can only assume it is entitled Brazil, as this would summarise the extent of ITV’s creativity. I admit it is catchy, and when you see the Brazilian man playing his little instrument, you do immediately transport to a land far far away. My issue with it however is how simple and stereotypical it is. BBC have created a story board that sees footballers past and present, turned into small Subuteo like figures on a quest to get to Brazil. It simply makes for a more interesting watch.
We could continue in this light for a long time, but inevitably the BBC have got something wrong. Yes, ITV’s Andy Townsend is one of the worst commentators ever, but Phil Neville somehow manages to make him sound like Morgan Freeman. Phil’s debut commentary was the England vs. Italy game, and the backlash after the game was incredible. Phil was trending throughout the night on twitter, with 102.7 thousand tweets including Phil Neville’s name at one point. It wont destroy his commentators career, but could he have had a worse start?
So who wins? BBC? ITV?
I might just do that annoying thing when you don’t actually pick a winner, and say something alternative like, ‘Football is the real winner here’. But I won’t! The BBC have won this duel easily. They have better pundits, a better introduction piece, and we haven’t even had to mention the actual football matches!
James